trumpy

<<<<<<<< Insert YOUR face here!!! Click here to order a genuine cardboard cutout

"I CAN TELL YOU THIS. THIS CERTIFICATE MEANS YOU ARE VERY SMART, BELIEVE ME... together, we are going to make America grate again"  

Feel free to blow this picture up to life size and post it on your bedroom wall.

For the Uber-Trumpy only:

Click here to send an email to your children instructing them of your desire to be buried with this picture in your coffin.  

Click here to send a silent auction email bid (make sure it is BIG) to the Trump campaign asking for a lock of my hair. 

(Anonymous interjection: I want to quell any rumors that these limited edition hair locks are actually cleverly disguised horcuxes... Donald is a muggle and is not capable of casting any spells, especially not unforgivable ones... ESPECIALLY not the Imperius Curse.... also, please note that no governor of New Jersey had anything to do with the inclusion of this really long parenthetical.  <-- look Donald, I have pretty good words now too, thanks for loaning me the money to attend your university... at my previous job, I was the Jersey VIP... I had reached the top... and had to stop... and that's what wuz bothering me... ok, bye)

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