While ethical questions remain, science has advanced to a point where the cloning of humans is possible. If I manage to get congress to propose a law legalizing human cloning, but only using my glorious genetic material, would you support that law?

Think of all the childless women who have never known the true joys of motherhood.

A) Yes

B) No

Would you be willing to accept a job (hypothetical salary: $115k) to serve as kindergarten teacher for a class full of cloned mini-Donalds when they turn 5?

A) Yes

B) No

Which of these problems do you think I have the best chance of solving?

a) Income inequality and poverty

b) Ineffective education system

c) The rise of radical terrorism

d) Mexico's refusal to pay for a 50 foot wall on the US border

e) China's refusal to allow me to make Trump brand clothing in America

f) America's outdated infrastructure

g) The decline of our culture and morality as a nation

h) The high cost of a university education

i) The failure of the New York Knicks to win a Super Bowl

j) The low presidential approval rating among elementary school students and their parents

k) All of the above

l) None of the above

An idiot journalist once asked me what my favorite scripture was and just when I was about to quote something from the Art of the Deal, I realized that Christians might not like that, so I deflected the question, saying it was too personal. I need to think of a better answer in case that happens again. Please help me out. Which should I pick:

a) Matt 5:22-28

b) Luke 18:14

c) Matthew 25:40

d) Philippians 4:8

e) Proverbs: 6:12-19, 32
f) Just pick one at random and say it loud... even if someone checks to see whether your life reflects it, you can always just tell them they are a nobody and a loser.

Question #13

Alright... this is the final question:

How much would you pay for the privilege of voting for me?

A) At least $10 <<<<< Hint: this takes you to the WINNER page!

B) I would not pay, but I would vote for you <<<<<< This takes you to the OK page

C) I wo uld no t vote f or you u nder an y circumstances <<<<< This takes you to the LOSER page.

WINNER!

<<<<<<<< Insert YOUR face here!!!
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"I CAN TELL YOU THIS. THIS CERTIFICATE MEANS YOU ARE VERY SMART, BELIEVE ME... together, we are going to make America grate again"

Feel free to blow this picture up to life size and post it on your bedroom wall.

For the Uber-Trumpy only:

Click here to send an email to your children instructing them of your desire to be buried with this picture in your coffin.

Click here to send a silent auction email bid (make sure it is BIG) to the Trump campaign asking for a lock of my hair.

(Anonymous interjection: I want to quell any rumors that these limited edition hair locks are actually cleverly disguised horcuxes... Donald is a muggle and is not capable of casting any spells, especially not unforgivable ones... ESPECIALLY not the Imperius Curse.... also, please note that no governor of New Jersey had anything to do with the inclusion of this really long parenthetical. <-- look Donald, I have pretty good words now too, thanks for loaning me the money to attend your university... at my previous job, I was the Jersey VIP... I had reached the top... and had to stop... and that's what wuz bothering me... ok, bye)

The End...

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I've treated you very well, but you failed to get a 100% Trumpy score. Obviously, you don't deserve it, but I am a good guy, so I'll say this: you are not an idiot. You may be a pourly educated loser, but I love the pourly educated.

Look... you like me, so I like you... though maybe not as much as I like Kanye West. I think you are just fine... and you have a very lovely face, just like Carly Whatzherface...(Fire-me-naw?). You better watch out though, if I find out you didn't vote for me, I will sue you for $5 billion dollars. While the lawsuit is pending, my accountants will increase my estimated net worth by $1 billion dollars based on the fact that I win 1 out of every 5 lawsuits.

The End...